Shayari Bazar

Santa`s wife Jeeto goes into a pet store one day She says to the clerk I need a pet to keep me company Well replies the clerk How about this nice parrot? He`ll talk to you Hey that`s great She likes the idea and buys the parrot and takes him home Next day Jeeto comes back to the pet store You know that parrot isn`t talking to me yet she says Hmmm let`s see says the clerk I know You buy this little ladder for his cage He`ll climb the ladder and then he`ll talk OK So off she goes with a newly purchased ladder Next day Jeeto comes back to the pet store Hey that parrot still hasn`t said a word Jeeto says to the pet store clerk He thinks a minute How about this little mirror? he says You hang it at the top of the ladder The parrot will climb the ladder look in the mirror and then he`ll talk to you OK Jeeto says and buys the little mirror and goes home But the next day Jeeto is back in the shop Well I`m getting a bit discouraged she says That parrot isn`t talking to me yet The clerk scratches his head Let me think AHA Try this bell You hang it over the mirror That parrot will climb the ladder look in the mirror ring the bell and then he will surely talk to you Well all right I`ll give it a try says Jeeto And she buys the bell and takes it home The next day Jeeto comes back to the pet shop and she is mightily distressed What`s wrong? asks the clerk My parrot well he died was the quiet reply Oh no I`m so sorry for your loss exclaimed the clerk But I have to ask you did the parrot ever say anything to you? Oh yes he said one thing right before he died Jeeto replied Well what did he say? asked the clerk Jeeto replies: He said `DOESN`T THAT STORE CARRY ANY FOOD? ?`